Sunday, July 01, 2007

The Night time Adventures!!

Now now… don’t think that the blog that you are gonna read now is not suitable for the minors’ eyes… in fact its pretty much to do with the ones of there age and also the ones like us (who still have the small one hidden inside). Recently, after coming back to Roorkee, I had to temporarily shift in another room in a different wing of the hostel, the one which no one prefers the most. And yeah… on the same very day, I very much understood why it is so. After shifting all my stuff and relaxing a bit, I just thought of having a look at Sonal’s room (she had already gone home) and to see if I can find anything to munch… what met my eyes first was a lovely note she had stuck near the switchboard about the dos and don’ts in the room. The list was not very long and bulky, just contained the following three points:

  • Do not try and open the window, there is a large family of lizards residing there.
  • Do not leave the door opened for long, there are too many of them.
  • A packet of Wai-Wai is in my cupboard! J

LIZARDS as we all know them are the creation of God that me and Sonal despise the most. Can’t even bear to have one, in the very small room, which SB has provided us. Hina has also shifted to a nearby room, and shares our concerns regarding the creepy creatures. Now the fear and hate vent out in form of different reactions that we give to there different sizes. The small ones are chased upon and killed as soon as possible. The bigger ones are feared and looked constantly at, in order to be careful where they head too. And the medium ones can’t be murdered but yeah… we do chase them so that they get out of the room!

Now, from the time we have shifted in these rooms, our trio has been busy with late night adventures with these Lizards of the Sabarmati wing. We have got well equipped in order to fight Lizardophobia. You think about it and we have it… a broom, crazy lines chalk, hit and what not. And in fact we’ve not let even a small time wasted in Lizard Proofing our rooms.


The nights are tiresome and the days are dreary... but all we need is peace, solace and to get away with this tension as early as possible! May our requests are heard by the God Almighty!

12 comments:

Rohit said...

I see summers in Roorkee can be real jobless. You have time for chasing lizards & even blogging about it :)

Plain And Simple said...

i thot u were the scary godmother...not the scared godmother!
grow up!!!

uatu said...

he he ..summers@rkee
and farjii research
ooh..i think i know what drove you to poor helpless lizards..

life's like that said...

a tryst with lizards?
well i like them.... they make u feel as if u have company. i even named ine as 'chippi'...

Saurabh said...

wow !
a whole entry about me !
thanks .. and no need to be scared , i am pretty much harmless most of the times !

P.S : In case u didnt know ..I am known to look like a lizard , courtesy dela n company.

Proxy said...

@Rohit: very well, you'll soon be back and leading the same life.

@Sri: I'm still brave, it takes a lot of courage to publicly tell about your fear... doesn't it?

@Rohan: We've already talked bout this!

@Tweety Gal: That's a typical You!

@Saurabh: I never knew dat... and now when you've brought this to my attention, I must say Dela is pretty much correct bout it!

piyush said...

abey mujhe laga tujhe bahut kaam hai with proj.dissertation and cat...but tu to free hai!!!! and besides lizards are perfectly harmless creatures who help to keep the mosquitoes away :D..live in harmony is my suggestion as i did for 4 years!!!!

Unknown said...

so bad...mere room mein lizards aur mosquitoes dono hai jo aapas mein harmony se rehte hain :(

Saagar said...

Consult Ashok. He is distantly related to most of the lizards, and is a diety to all of them.

Shrey said...

Like all other things that scare girls, I admire these reclusive creatures.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell says only gals are scared by lizrds, same was the case in my room too...u can imagine the scary scene when i once opened a door ..and a liz dropped on me..bloody liz hooked on my shirt and started crawling towards my face...

The Decayed Canine said...

lizards eh? cute and cuddley arent they?
Try living with ten thousand ants crawling up down and under all and fan-dry...
Could use a trained and hungry lizard here. :P