Catchy it might seem! Funny it might look! But then that’s what it is! And by the way if you are thinking it to be some kind of a sequel to “How to lose a guy in 10 days?” then my dear I am not at all sorry to say that you are absolutely wrong! ;)
Andy might have felt bad to lose the guy of her dreams… she might have written the article with heavy heart and that might have impressed her boss but then that is not what I think about. I don’t have a foolish boss, neither do I have to actually get someone and lose him! And yups… this might even include to already have a boyfriend sitting next to me and looking at all those hot hunks and cool dudes on their bikes! Sounds cool… huh!
Now, it may seem like a total frustiaap to some people but I just got to know about this specialty of mine… when Sonal (my colleague at MS) made me realize this! Ahh… how great I’m! ;)
Also, 8 might seem like an odd number but then can’t you figure out just 2 more ways by yourself!!
It does not take any courage or any special eyes to excel in the skill! All it requires is the right timing, right angle and to an extent good reflexes! LOL! So here I go…
- You sitting and waiting for a table at some good restaurant… the guy is just there in front of you! What else do you need miss… talk to your friends… make them laugh… make them cry… do whatever you feel like… turn round face all of them and meanwhile you can easily get good enough glimpses of this gorgeous guy! Just try and take a good enough place… don’t wait for the handsome to stride and get in front of you!
- You in your office… the guy sits in the cubicle just next to yours… No probs dear… work, don’t neglect it or else you would lose a chance to sit in that cubicle only, try to spread your work area though… try to keep things far enough that will definitely help you get enough time to bird watch!
- It’s your next door neighbor whom you have a crush on! Ohh that’s great… but please don’t go and ask for sugar… he is not a grocer damnit… Keep cool! Water your garden daily… go out for a walk…don’t sit in! Try being an outgoing kind… the one who likes to freak out! That’s the trick dear!
- The guy comes to the same club as yours… that’s the easiest I guess… ohhh how much I love pool (that’s just an expression dear… love whatever he is playing or at least seem interested enough to watch a good game! And if the guy is playing horribly then why not teach him!)… hey wanna have a game! Cheers!
- Sitting with your boyfriend… getting bored while he is having his best time ogling at the hotties… go ahead, have a blast… look there goes a stud!
- Office cafeteria has too many cute guys?? Get a comfy enough place… eat luxuriously... take enough time… and watch the surroundings… you just love it don’t you??
- The guy plays in a local band… Now now, what’s the hitch?? You love music! You are a die-hard fan of the band! Never misses a show… right! Ohhh.. you just love the music play!
- You just love to look at a guy in you class… what the hell is your problem… this is possibly the easiest way… Be a regular student dear!
WARNING: Take the above steps on your own risk. The views expressed by the writer are purely fictitious and their similarity with any instance is a pure coincidence!
That’s all frenz… Ciao!
17 comments:
hilarious ,witty ,and enjoyable to every word .
must read for guys,so that they realize they are under watchfull eye(eyes)
good one
so u have adapted the techniques???
btw who in the clas!!!!!!
hehehehee
bye
Hey anonys... come on you could have atleast written your names.
There is yet another way to look at a guy : Just open ur eyes. And look.
hey ... guys n gals ... watch out.
guys be ware coz gals r watching u n gals be ware as guys r watching that they are being watched by u. great going buddy!!! take care..love ya.tanz
hmm..I wish you could shed light on some tried and tested tricks as well..u see i am badly in need of a bf..
nice , carry on.
Watch me at melting moments ..
whats next, Why not how to strike a conversation in 8 diffn ways.
hey anusha.. i hope u were not kidding...but even i m in the same boat as urs...me in a need 4 gf...so what say u?
maybe u can gimme ur no.
and as for proxy.....if by any chance u r starting classes 4 beginners u already have 2 students..me n anusha....he he..
Ahh my my... Sonal made me feel great and come on... lovely ppl like Anusha n Aki r making me feel important!! As for the classes guys... watch out this space for more in the near future! ;)
Now i want the next blog to tell , how to make a girl watch you in 100 ways , he he lolz
Proxy ji ki jai ho! Yeh aap logon ko kya kya gyan de rahi hain? Main to ise padh kar dhanya ho gaya.
Why didn't u give these fundae in first year itself? I wud've attended all classes and sat on the first bench so that all the girls cud see me(wunder if that's the real reason why some guys always sit on the first bench :))).Now I've lost precicious 3 yrs.
Neway it's fun. continue the class :))
Proxy ji ki jai ho! Yeh aap logon ko kya kya gyan de rahi hain? Main to ise padh kar dhanya ho gaya.
Why didn't u give these fundae in first year itself? I wud've attended all classes and sat on the first bench so that all the girls cud see me(wunder if that's the real reason why some guys always sit on the first bench :))).Now I've lost precicious 3 yrs.
Neway it's fun. continue the class :))
i've tried all of them even before the blog wa posted.
still aint noticed.
better review ur blog.
but yead
3 points in it really work
hehe...awesomely hillarious didi..
ur junior
debashree
http://mj-juhi.blogspot.com
kooool n interesting... :) will try!!
just came across your blog through orkut....and by name and place,, i guess u r the frnd of pallavi gambhir, my frnd and classmate in MANIT,Bhopal..2007 ECE batch...r u the same??
anyways,, nice blog!!
Adding from a male perspective :)
If the guy is..
1.A typical iitr-an
case 1:gal is hot
guy is already dead!!!!
case 2:gal is cool
guy thinks this gal has chosen me today ;)
case 3:gal sucks
guy : he bhagwan yeh mujhe kyun dekh rahi hai...koi dekh naa le...kut lo!!! :D
2.A typical lassu
case koi bhi ho, agar usne gal ko taapte hue dekh liya to turant baat karne aa jaayega. :D
3.Real stud/handsome/already having gf (rare in iitr)
case 1 applicable only
very hot gal:tries to start a talk
hot gal:smiles and waits for the gal, unless hes a real despo :P
TIP to catch an IITR-an:just smile!
hey pallav tnx 4 tips, i really needed those
ab toa mujhe feel ho raha hai ki mera ab tak ka jeevan vyarth hi ho gaya
wen is d nxt class?
n wait...i do not sit on the front bench bcoz of this!!!
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